Understand Your Girl, Dodge A Fight!

Understand Your Girl, Dodge A Fight!

Here is a quick dictionary for those men that don’t know what their lady really means when she says the below phrases. Check them out.

Fine: This is the word wisen use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 

Five Minutes: If she getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 

Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 

Go Ahead: This is not a dare, nor is it permission. Don’t do it!

Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you’re an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a ma. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.                  

Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (Iwant to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘thanks a lot’- that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking yo at all. Do not say ‘you’re welcome’. That’ll bring on a ‘whatever’.)

Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F- YOU!

Don’t Worry about It, I Got It: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s Wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to #3. 


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